and midget porn popped up, WTF, thats not what I meant by a short film!! I mean yeah everybody likes a little sex but thats ridiculous
Last weekend I had about 45 minutes to kill before my NASCAR race came on TV, so I decided to watch a short film on my PC, so I wouldn't miss the start of my race, so I gooogled short films, That awkward moment when you ask a midget what they want to be when they grow up.Ĭhuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a midget and it burst into 25 gold coins. is it sexual harassment if a midget says your hair smells good? I just saw a midget nun and all I could think was oh ye of little faith. I wish I was friends with a midget so I could introduce them by saying, "Say hello to my little friend" That hilarious moment when you see a midget eating a mini donut.Īppreciate the little things. I just wanted to see if he vanished when he put the ring on. I was going to write a joke about alcoholic midgets but I don't want to lower the bar. Midget flag bearers have incredibly low standards. I used to be a midget, but I grew out of it. Just played miniature golf with a midget.but he just called it golf. Microwave: (noun) A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello. If Pluto isn't a planet because it's too small, then are midgets really people? Me: Dude! You gave a mushroom to a midget and said "Grow Mario! Grow!" So I looked down and said look honey, I cutting down! Telling me how I promised to stop cheating My wife walked in on me having sex with a Midget, she started screaming at me Then I said, well than which dwarf are you? Q: What did the midget say when he got angry? Q: Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on Viagra?īecause they keep stepping on the string! Q: What did the man say to his midget waiter?Ī: No No No I said I wanted shrimp for dinner! Q: Why don't people ask midgets for favors?Ī: Because they have short term memories!Ī: Hand him a step stool before you start talking to him. Q: Did you hear about the midget that got stoned?Ī: He could finally hold his head up high.Ī: Because they don't look down on people. Q: What does a zombie call a midget with a bike? Q: What do midgets look forward to in life? I had to switch to midget porn, half the bandwidth. Apparently I am downloading too much porn. Q: Why don't midgets need a wall to play handball? Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute? Q: Why did the man seek counseling after finger banging a midget? Q: What do you get if you cross a gay midget with Dracula?Ī: A paragraph cause he's too short to be an essay. Q: What did the doctor say to the midget? Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a computer? Q: What do you call a party with 100 midgets? Q: What do you call a midget with 3 legs? Q: What did 1 small person say to the other on a swing? Q: What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police? Q: What is the definition of "pissed off"? Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?Ī: When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells niceĪ: Because they keep stepping on the string! Q: What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?Ī: One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt. Q: Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer? Q: What did the midget say when I asked him for a dollar?